Opening Sequence

Audio: 

Rush's Working Man

Visual:

Open on a garage door. Soon, it begins rising. Lit from the inside, we see a man standing, facing the camera. He is wearing an Ed Hardy shirt and authentic Confederate wool pants from the Civil War. Zoom to his face. His toothy grin is missing an incisor. He moves his hand out before him, turns his hand over and reveals a garage door opener. He deliberately presses it with his other hand. The garage door closes. 

The Brew is Strong with This One.

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The Brew is Strong with This One. 

So the guy in the other cubicle mounted a model Millennium Falcon over his monitor. And the girl in the corner office has a replica Yoda greeting visitors upon entering.  Yawn. It’s time to round up the troopers, call a morning council and drop this little disturbance into a mug of steaming water. Then, wait a few minutes until you can slurp up your favorite tea and watch their faces explode faster than…well, you know.

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